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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
A woodchuck would chuck all the wood he could if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
How do you eat a piano?
One bite at a time. Separate the keys from the wood and add seasoning.
Is it true every time you press the cross walk button it costs the governor ten cents?
It costs the governor 15 cents.
Where can you buy a couch potato and are they only seasonal?
They’re not sold at the grocery stores. They are home grown and they are in season all year round.
Will Googling Google really break the internet?
We don’t know. We’re scared to try it.
How long do you think a man's legs should be?
Long enough to reach the ground.
How would I know if I was raised by a Jewish Mother?
You know to always bring a jacket no matter what the temperature is.