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  • How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

    A woodchuck would chuck all the wood he could if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

  • How do you eat a piano?

    One bite at a time. Separate the keys from the wood and add seasoning.

  • Is it true every time you press the cross walk button it costs the governor ten cents?

    It costs the governor 15 cents.

  • Where can you buy a couch potato and are they only seasonal?

    They’re not sold at the grocery stores. They are home grown and they are in season all year round.

  • Will Googling Google really break the internet?

    We don’t know. We’re scared to try it.

  • How long do you think a man's legs should be?

    Long enough to reach the ground.

  • How would I know if I was raised by a Jewish Mother?

    You know to always bring a jacket no matter what the temperature is.